1. I eat my kids leftovers when the order includes mini corn dogs, mac & cheese, french fries or a cheeseburger; I secretly hope they won’t eat the last two bites. This brings me to confession #2… 2. Sometimes I feed my kids mini corn dogs, mac & cheese, french fries and cheeseburgers. 3. My favorite lunch is a turkey sandwich with mayonnaise on sticky white bread and Lays plain potato chips, smashed inside (trying this it home would not be recommended by a dietitian). 4. I’m pretty sure if you fried a dirty diaper and/or dipped it in homemade ranch dressing, I would eat it… and like it. 5. I put more butter and salt in my mashed potatoes than would make sense to anyone, especially a dietitian. 6. I let my kid eat dessert before lunch if he promises to eat his lunch. Most of the time he does, sometimes…he doesn’t. 7. I always go back for seconds. 8. I’d rather eat a bug than make 3 meals in one day and clean up after each meal. I take that back, actually; I’d rather chew glass. 9. I love pizza Rolls, tater tots and Kraft Singles, or “wobbly cheese” as my 3 year old calls it. It’s a processed “cheese” food! WHY IS IT SO GOOD?! 10. I eat candy from the kid’s bucket whom I know won’t think to count their pieces. Why do you think we buy the good candy for Easter and Halloween? Duuuuh… pub-4561044891259873, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0pub-4561044891259873, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0
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